In a similarly self-deprecating yet accurate manner as he described his more famous (and, frankly, far better) song "Nobody Knows Me" as being about cheating and Mexican food, I once saw Lyle Lovett explain that he wrote "Fat Babies" on the occasion of his realization that, in a friendship, it's far more important to hate the same things than it is to like the same things. This is pre-High Fidelity.
In that spirit, I offer the following evidence that Bethlehem Shoals and I can be friends. Read the whole thing. It's too good to excerpt.
A tip of the cap to Ziller at Sactown Royalty for showing his work regarding one of Dr. Berri's suppositions.